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Caroline, stealing the show from Dennis who was clambering on top of his chair yelling "HAERE MAI!!!"

Mark, wondering if hiring a dwarf celebrant was a wise decision:

Mark, stoked that Caroline didn't read page 16 paragraph 23 regarding cleaning duties around the household:

Mark, discovering page 23 paragraph 32 that Caroline put in, regarding foot and shoulder rubs each night:

Ian, making sure Grazia signed the bar tab:

Ian, trying to work out just how the **** polish pens work:

Mark, responding to Caroline's sweet whispers about how inappropriate it is for Ian to bend over and let one rip right now:

 

Ian, assuring Caroline that Mark is indeed endowed enough to satisfy her on her virgin marriage:

Bridge, Lindsey, Dennis and Shan showing off their blow jobs:

Crazy, now suspicious towards the celebrant being Marta's father:

Mark and Caroline, starting the doe-see-doe:

Bridge, Crazy, Marta and Lindsey, not taking a minute off from their Hallensteines photo shoot:

Craig, still not sick of people pointing out his height in photos:

There's only one way to sum up this photo, drop dead gorgeous!

Lindsey, Dennis, Bridge, Crazy, Marta, James and Bec's are OK too:

Unfortunately, lack of planning confused everyone when it came to the direction of the main conga line:

Even the cameraman wanted to know what was up a Scotsman's kilt...

NOW IT'S TIME TO GET THE PARTY STARTED!!!

Everyone piled back in for the reception:

Mark and Caroline's first dance:

There's never a bad time for Mark to give Caroline a "coochie-coochie-coo" under the armpit:

A man came to this wedding, with one thing on his mind, immediately apparent to all those who were fortunate enough to experience his presence, his ability to spread...

...AWESOMENESS:

Other's tried... but failed...

Dennis, in awe of a true man doing the Derka:

Dennis, in urgent need of a toilet...

...or a stage, whatever comes first:

Click next to see a hairy beast from the forest!

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By Tony Baker: email